Like every morning, I went in to wake the sleepy human mom this morning. I wouldn’t bother, but it’s the only way I can get my spoiled-kitty soft food for breakfast. It’s pretty easy to wake her up usually. I just tickle her with my fuzzy whiskers. Works almost every time. When it doesn’t work, teeth and claws are a great standby.
Anyway. Today I woke up the human as usual and Kaleesi went to the kitchen to wait for food. We waited and waited and waited. Do you know what happened? NOTHING! We never got it. No food at all. Well, there is the crusty dry food in the other dish, but that just isn’t the same and is not under any circumstances acceptable for breakfast.
So now here it is, nearly lunch time and I am still starving.
I have done everything I can think of to remind her that I am still here and still hungry. I may have to resort to drastic measures. I’d barf on the floor if there was anything in my stomach. I’d kick out tootsie rolls from the litter box if I thought she would understand that means “hungry”. I may have to crawl under the computer desk and start chewing cords.
This video shows me and Kaleesi playing. Well, it’s more like Kaleesi playing with me because I was a little sore that day and she took advantage. This was about 6 months after surgery on both hips. I didn’t really want to move my back legs at all and still don’t most days. I can’t [...]
Now that I have had not one, but TWO disasters with my website, I have installed a new Plugin called “WordPress Database Backup.” If you go under Plugins => Add New, do a search for wp-db-backup. It can do automatic back ups on various schedules. Mine is now set up for once a day. You [...]
Kaleesi was the boss of the house til I got here. She is still the boss of her bedroom (when the kids let her in), but that’s about it. See the crooked tail? It broke when she was a baby on the farm.
Recently Kaleesi had an experience with a cat “rescuer”. She went missing for [...]
Who ever thought packing peanuts could be so delicious? Well not delicious specifically, since they are made of fluffy corn starch, but they have just the right texture and crunch. I just couldn’t keep my teeth out of them!
Like every morning, I went in to wake the sleepy human mom this morning. I wouldn’t bother, but it’s the only way I can get my spoiled-kitty soft food for breakfast. It’s pretty easy to wake her up usually. I just tickle her with my fuzzy whiskers. Works almost every time. When it doesn’t work, [...]
I am not happy.
The humans have me on vomit-icine, which kills pain but tastes like vomit and rabies. The vet said it was shrimp flavored, but I’d like to see him eat it.
My human mom, who I used to love and cherish, is the evil wretch who forces this crap down my throat and stretches [...]
Kaleesi was the boss of the house til I got here. She is still the boss of her bedroom (when the kids let her in), but that’s about it. See the crooked tail? It broke when she was a baby on the farm.
Recently Kaleesi had an experience with a cat “rescuer”. She went missing for [...]
Booger in the cat nest guarding two plague rats.
Plague Rats rock.
Really, there are few greater things in the world. I mean, sure food is nice, a good petting is heavenly, but plague rats make a cat’s life complete. I got three plague rats on Saturday. I got to play with one for a few minutes [...]
This video shows me and Kaleesi playing. Well, it’s more like Kaleesi playing with me because I was a little sore that day and she took advantage. This was about 6 months after surgery on both hips. I didn’t really want to move my back legs at all and still don’t most days. I can’t [...]