Like every morning, I went in to wake the sleepy human mom this morning. I wouldn’t bother, but it’s the only way I can get my spoiled-kitty soft food for breakfast. It’s pretty easy to wake her up usually. I just tickle her with my fuzzy whiskers. Works almost every time. When it doesn’t work, teeth and claws are a great standby.
Anyway. Today I woke up the human as usual and Kaleesi went to the kitchen to wait for food. We waited and waited and waited. Do you know what happened? NOTHING! We never got it. No food at all. Well, there is the crusty dry food in the other dish, but that just isn’t the same and is not under any circumstances acceptable for breakfast.
So now here it is, nearly lunch time and I am still starving.
I have done everything I can think of to remind her that I am still here and still hungry. I may have to resort to drastic measures. I’d barf on the floor if there was anything in my stomach. I’d kick out tootsie rolls from the litter box if I thought she would understand that means “hungry”. I may have to crawl under the computer desk and start chewing cords.
Booger The Great. Check it out, my hair is growing back!
I went to the vet today for my 6 week follow up. He says I am not as stretchy as I should be so back on the pain pills for me. I hate the pills. They taste bad and make me shake and hallucinate. I [...]
I went to a new vet on Thursday to get my staples out. They were pretty nice and gave me new medicine. I’m not going to take it, but at least they are trying. It is agreed now that my bones were not deteriorating at all. In fact, this vet said cats have the most [...]
Booger in the cat nest guarding two plague rats.
Plague Rats rock.
Really, there are few greater things in the world. I mean, sure food is nice, a good petting is heavenly, but plague rats make a cat’s life complete. I got three plague rats on Saturday. I got to play with one for a few minutes [...]
The humans wait on me hand and foot so I don’t have to get up.
I am finally home, somewhat rested and have time to write a post.
I got home Wednesday afternoon after four nights at the Vet in Bemidji. Interestingly enough, he said there was no bone deterioration and thought it was odd that the [...]
After all week of trying to get in to see a vet to schedule surgery, I called Animal Care Clinic in Bemidji, MN. Dr. Eric Thorsgard was recommended by two vets as the surgeon to go to if the local doctors couldn’t handle it. I talked to the office shortly after noon on Saturday and [...]
Like every morning, I went in to wake the sleepy human mom this morning. I wouldn’t bother, but it’s the only way I can get my spoiled-kitty soft food for breakfast. It’s pretty easy to wake her up usually. I just tickle her with my fuzzy whiskers. Works almost every time. When it doesn’t work, [...]
I am not happy.
The humans have me on vomit-icine, which kills pain but tastes like vomit and rabies. The vet said it was shrimp flavored, but I’d like to see him eat it.
My human mom, who I used to love and cherish, is the evil wretch who forces this crap down my throat and stretches [...]
Kaleesi was the boss of the house til I got here. She is still the boss of her bedroom (when the kids let her in), but that’s about it. See the crooked tail? It broke when she was a baby on the farm.
Recently Kaleesi had an experience with a cat “rescuer”. She went missing for [...]
Booger in the cat nest guarding two plague rats.
Plague Rats rock.
Really, there are few greater things in the world. I mean, sure food is nice, a good petting is heavenly, but plague rats make a cat’s life complete. I got three plague rats on Saturday. I got to play with one for a few minutes [...]
This video shows me and Kaleesi playing. Well, it’s more like Kaleesi playing with me because I was a little sore that day and she took advantage. This was about 6 months after surgery on both hips. I didn’t really want to move my back legs at all and still don’t most days. I can’t [...]