Posted on December 7, 2008 - by Booger

Plague Rats

Booger in the cat nest guarding two plague rats.

Plague Rats rock.

Really, there are few greater things in the world. I mean, sure food is nice, a good petting is heavenly, but plague rats make a cat’s life complete. I got three plague rats on Saturday. I got to play with one for a few minutes before Kaleesi came by and stole them all. You should have seen her! She rolled, bit, scratched, and meowed at anyone who dared come near. She played like a kitten! She was even playing with the human kids when they held the rats by the tail. Already she has one tore open and the stuffing is coming out.

This may not seem overly concerning to those of you who do not know Kaleesi, but I do. It is concerning. Kaleesi is the strictest, most serious, crabbiest cat I know. She doesn’t like most people or any other cats and always gets her way. She likes her routine and any deviation from it will cause her to throw fits. She is almost five years old and does not play. Well, she didn’t play until the rats came along.